Adult Humor T-shirts & Apparel

Feeling like life’s a swamp lately? 🐸 This Hang In There, It Gets Worse tee says what we’re all thinking—with a smile (and a slightly panicked frog). Perfect for anyone who handles chaos with a touch of sarcasm, this soft, comfy tee is your new therapy session in cotton form. Features: Super soft cotton blend for everyday comfort High-quality print that won’t crack or fade Unisex fit (true to size – see size guide below) Vibrant orange color for a bold, fun look Perfect gift for sarcastic friends, coworkers, or that one person who’s “hanging in there” by a thread   Style it with: jeans, boots, and your best “I’m fine, totally fine” attitude.Perfect for: daily wear, casual Fridays, and dark humor enthusiasts.   The Gildan 5000 heavy cotton tee is a dependable classic made for everyday wear and custom printing. Its 100% cotton fabric is tightly knit to give designs sharper detail and long-lasting color. The seamless body eliminates side seams for a smoother fit, while reinforced shoulders keep the shirt in shape through repeated washes. Durable, comfortable, and print-friendly, the Gildan 5000 is a trusted staple for personalized apparel.Disclaimer:- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50   .: The Gildan 5000 is made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²) consisting of 100% cotton, offering year-round comfort with lasting durability..: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal..: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever..: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Serve up some spicy humor with this Pink Taco parody tee 🌮💋 — because eating out has never looked (or tasted) so good! This hilarious design puts a cheeky twist on a familiar fast-food vibe, making it perfect for anyone who loves double meanings, sarcasm, and unapologetic adult humor. Why You’ll Love It: Ultra-soft cotton blend — feels better than a midnight taco run Bold, high-quality print that won’t fade after a few washes Unisex fit — true to size and built for comfort Great conversation starter (brace yourself 😉) Ideal gag gift for friends, couples, and fans of spicy wordplay   Perfect For:Weekend hangs, festivals, bachelor(ette) parties, or whenever you’re feeling extra saucy. Pair it with jeans and confidence — because subtlety isn’t on the menu.   Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, designed for those who love to showcase their unique personality! This comfortable and stylish tee brings a playful vibe with its eye-catching print. Perfect for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or just lounging at home, it’s an essential addition to any wardrobe. It’s great for food lovers or anyone looking to express their fun side. This tee makes a wonderful gift for holidays like Christmas, birthdays, or any celebration where you want to bring some joy. It fits seamlessly into various lifestyles, providing comfort and charm wherever you go.Product features- Durable shoulder tape ensures the back of the tee remains stable and retains its shape.- Seamless, tubular knit fabric reduces waste and enhances overall appearance.- Ribbed knit collar retains its shape, providing a snug and stylish fit.- Crafted from high-quality, smooth fabric perfect for vibrant printing, with unique flecks in the natural color.- Ethically made from US-grown cotton, ensuring sustainability and compliance with safety standards.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat

Forget the mountains — let’s get straight to the Busch. 🍺 This Show Me Your Busch shirt is made for those who love a cold beer, a dirty joke, and a good laugh. Perfect for tailgates, parties, races, or just cracking one open after a long day of raising hell. Why You’ll Love It: Super soft cotton blend for all-day comfort High-quality screen print that won’t fade, crack, or peel Unisex fit — true to size and built for real bodies Perfect conversation starter for beer lovers & bold personalities Great gift idea for friends, dads, or anyone with a sense of humor   Style Tip:Pair with your favorite jeans, boots, and an ice-cold Busch. Works equally well at the track, the bar, or the backyard bonfire.   This Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee is the perfect canvas for self-expression and comfort. Featuring a classic fit that drapes beautifully, it invites casual vibes ideal for everyday wear or weekend adventures. With its soft, durable fabric, this tee embodies a sense of laid-back style, making it suitable for activities from lounging at home to social outings with friends. It's ideal for adults who appreciate comfort without sacrificing style, and it resonates well during various occasions such as birthdays, casual get-togethers, and even as a clever gift for holidays like Mother's Day or Father's Day. Love the outdoors? This tee makes a great addition for those who adore mountain adventures or rural retreats, allowing you to showcase your unique personality proudly.Product features- Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort.- Without side seams for a smooth aesthetic and reduced fabric waste.- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers a snug fit.- Made from specially spun fibers for a strong, smooth texture suitable for printing.- Ethically made from 100% US cotton, ensuring sustainable production.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat

Keep it clean… or don’t 😏. This Nice Caulk shirt is for every builder, handyman, and DIY pro who knows the importance of a good seal — and a bad joke. Perfect for work crews, garage hangs, or anyone who likes their humor as inappropriate as their group chats. Why You’ll Love It: Soft, breathable cotton blend — built for comfort on or off the job site High-quality screen print that holds up to your dirtiest workdays Unisex fit, true to size Guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few eye-rolls) Perfect gift for carpenters, contractors, and construction crews with a sense of humor   Style It With:Your work boots, tool belt, and your best deadpan delivery.   Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, designed for comfort and style. This classic fit t-shirt features a soft, breathable fabric that is perfect for year-round wear, making it an ideal choice for casual outings or semi-formal events. With a timeless crew neckline and an easygoing vibe, it fits seamlessly into any wardrobe. The unique graphic adds a touch of humor, making it perfect for friends, family, or yourself! Great for birthdays, casual gatherings, and any celebration that calls for a fun twist. Crafted from ethically sourced materials, this tee is also a great conversation starter about sustainable fashion.Product features- Shoulder tape for durability and stability.- Seamless design reduces fabric waste.- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape.- Strong, smooth fabric perfect for printing.- Ethically grown 100% US cotton.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat

Why Just Do It when you can Just Lick It? 😜This bold parody tee brings unapologetic attitude and adult humor to your wardrobe. Whether you’re out at the track, the bar, or just causing trouble with friends, this shirt says what everyone’s thinking — but with style. Why You’ll Love It: Premium cotton blend for comfort that lasts all day (or all night 😏) Crisp, high-quality print that won’t fade after a few washes Unisex fit — true to size and made for every body type Guaranteed to get laughs and second glances Perfect gift for the sarcastic, the bold, or anyone who likes their humor a little dirty   Style Tip:Pair it with jeans, boots, or your best “don’t care” grin — this one does the talking for you.   Introducing our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, designed for those who appreciate both comfort and style. This classic tee blends effortlessly into any casual or semi-formal setting, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe. Its relaxed fit invites a sense of ease, perfect for everyday wear or weekends spent with friends. With a crisp design that features a playful slogan, this shirt is sure to be a conversation starter at gatherings and celebrations alike.Ideal for the fun-loving individual, our tee makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. It’s a perfect choice for casual outings, family get-togethers, or even cozy nights in. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for that special present, this shirt embodies comfort while showcasing a playful vibe.Product features- Shoulder tape for added durability and support.- Seamless design for a smooth, attractive look.- Ribbed collar designed to retain shape and elasticity.- Ethically made from soft, high-quality cotton fabric.- Dual-printing techniques ensure vibrant, crisp designs.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat

For the fans who know football season isn’t just about touchdowns — it’s about Tight Ends and a Big D! 🏈This hilarious shirt is perfect for game day tailgates, fantasy football trash talk, and anyone who enjoys a little double meaning with their touchdowns. Whether you’re screaming at the TV or cheering from the bleachers, this tee’s got you covered. Why You’ll Love It: Super soft cotton blend for all-day comfort (and high-stakes plays) High-quality print that stays bold wash after wash Unisex fit — true to size and perfect for both men & women Guaranteed to get laughs at the next tailgate Makes an awesome gift for football fans with a sense of humor Perfect For:Tailgates, Sunday parties, fantasy leagues, and bold football lovers who like their shirts as funny as their game talk.   Introducing a classic Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee that delivers both comfort and style. This tee radiates a relaxed and casual vibe, making it the perfect choice for everyday wear or special gatherings. Whether you're at a backyard barbecue or just lounging at home, this shirt seamlessly fits into any occasion. It’s ideal for sports fans, casual dressers, and anyone looking to express their sense of humor or personality. Great for casual outings, birthdays, or as a fun gift during the holiday season, this tee is sure to bring smiles wherever it's worn. Show off your playful side with ease!Product features- Shoulder tape for stability and durability.- Seamless design to reduce waste and enhance aesthetics.- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds comfort.- Made from strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.- Classic fit ensures comfort for everyday wear.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat

Open wide — this one’s gonna hurt (from laughing). 😏The I’m No Dentist But I’ll Fill Her Cavities shirt is a guaranteed head-turner for anyone who loves dirty jokes and fearless humor. Whether you’re working with your hands, drinking with the crew, or just stirring up trouble, this tee delivers laughs every time. Why You’ll Love It: Soft, breathable cotton blend — comfy enough for all-day wear Crisp, durable print that won’t fade, crack, or peel Unisex fit — true to size and built for real people Great gift idea for jokesters, mechanics, or anyone with a filthy sense of humor Guaranteed conversation starter (use responsibly 😉)   Perfect For:Garage hangs, bars, race nights, and anywhere dirty minds unite.   Elevate your casual wardrobe with this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee, designed for comfort and style. The playful slogan adds a touch of humor, perfect for lighthearted occasions. This tee radiates a relaxed vibe, making it a fantastic choice for casual outings, gatherings with friends, or simply lounging at home. It's suitable for anyone who appreciates a witty twist in their apparel, making it an ideal gift for birthdays, holidays, or just to brighten someone’s day. With its eco-friendly production methods, this tee not only looks good but feels good to wear while being gentle on the planet. Celebrate life's moments with this versatile piece!Product features- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back to prevent stretching.- Seamless design for a sleek look and reduced fabric waste.- Highly elastic ribbed collar retains its shape.- Crafted from strong fibers ideal for vibrant prints.- Ethically made with 100% US cotton for a soft feel.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat

Serve up some laughs with this I Squirt On Juicy Wieners shirt — a deliciously inappropriate classic for anyone who loves backyard BBQs and bad jokes. 🌭😏Featuring a retro cartoon-style ketchup bottle and hotdog, this shirt is equal parts playful and naughty — perfect for cookouts, parties, or anyone with a taste for double meanings. Why You’ll Love It: Super soft cotton blend that feels as good as it looks Vibrant, high-quality print that stays bold wash after wash Unisex fit — true to size for men and women The ultimate conversation starter (handle with humor!) Great gag gift for grill masters, BBQ lovers, or sarcastic friends   Perfect For:Cookouts, tailgates, camping trips, or anytime you want to make people laugh out loud.   Add a playful touch to your wardrobe with this Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Featuring a whimsical print that brings out laughter and joy, this tee is perfect for BBQs, casual outings, or just lounging at home. Its relaxed fit and classic crew neckline ensure comfort while making a bold statement. Ideal for food lovers and those with a sense of humor, this shirt is a great gift for birthdays, summer gatherings, and even national hot dog day celebrations. Embrace fun and comfort with a tee that's as versatile as your lifestyle!Product features- Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching.- Knitted in one piece to reduce waste and create an attractive finish.- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and offers elastic comfort.- Made from specially spun fibers for a strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing.- Ethically produced 100% US cotton with Oeko-Tex safety certification.Care instructions- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed- Do not iron- Do not dryclean- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)- Tumble dry: low heat